A police officer pulls over an elderly couple He walks up to the driver’s side window and asks the husband for his license and registration.The wife, hard of hearing, asks “what?! What did he say to…

The owner of a golf course was confused about paying a bill,So he asked his blonde secretary for some mathematical help.“If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14% how much would you take off?” he asked…

Little Johnny's mother is making lunch when Johnny comes in from playing outside, covered in dirt. "Johnny, you need to clean up for dinner," his mother says, looking at his left hand.…

So David Is finally engaged, and is excited to show off his new bride. “Ma”, he said to his Mother, “I’m going to bring home three girls and I want you to guess which one is my fiance. ”Sure enough…

A young farm girl answers the door and sees an older neighbor there.Girl: “My father isn’t home, but I know what you want and I can help you.You want our bull to service your cow.Well, my father…

know anything about science, I could give the conference in your place.”“That’s a great idea!” says Einstein. “Let’s switch places then!” So they switch clothes and as soon as they arrive, the driver…