Three Scotsmen were sitting in a bar together.When I die, said the old Scot, I would like one of you to pour a bottle of the best Scottish whisky over my grave.We will do that for you, said one of the…

A priest and a nun are having a tennis match…The priest is very competitive, but can’t seem to bring his A-game to the nun who is clearly better. After a volley from the nun, the priest misses and…

A police officer pulls over an elderly couple He walks up to the driver’s side window and asks the husband for his license and registration.The wife, hard of hearing, asks “what?! What did he say to…