Many years back, a man by the name of Joshua had to go before my uncle, who was a judge in magistrate court, to be sentenced for a crime he had committed. Uncle Walter jokingly said, "Are you the…

An American woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.The wife answers, “Thank you honey, what would…

When I babysit for my minister's three-year-old, one of our favorite games is "Go Fish". One evening, after winning several rounds, she kept bragging about how good she was. Jokingly, I…

Two guys were discussing life in general over drinks one night. “My grandfather lived to be 96.” “Ninety-six? What finally got him?” “Liquor and women.” “Well, that just goes to show ya,” snickered…