They sat drinking for a while when a very smartly dressed man walks in and orders a drink. The two began to speculate about what the man did for a living.“I’ll bet he’s an accountant.” said the first…

A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her melons in the mirror. He asks, “What are you doing?” She replies, “I went to the doctor today, and he told me I have the melons of a 25 year…

On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, “Well, I’m off now. The man should be here soon.”Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby…