A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon an old gentleman neighbour who had the most beautiful garden…

 The doctor said that masturbating before sex often helps men last longer.The man decided, “What the hell, I’ll try it.”He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn’t do it in…

They go on their honeymoon to beautiful, picturesque Venice, Italy.After a day of sightseeing, they return to their hotel. He turns to his young bride and says, “Honey, I’m tired after all this…

The entire cabin is taken aback by her unexpected outburst. Passengers exchange bewildered glances while flight attendants rush to calm the situation. The flight attendants try to reason with the…