They sat drinking for a while when a very smartly dressed man walks in and orders a drink. The two began to speculate about what the man did for a living.“I’ll bet he’s an accountant.” said the first…

A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her melons in the mirror. He asks, “What are you doing?” She replies, “I went to the doctor today, and he told me I have the melons of a 25 year…

On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, “Well, I’m off now. The man should be here soon.”Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby…

The wedding was a beautiful affair and the reception equally stunning, the guests had all settled down with drinks in hand. A prayer for the food and a toast to the young couple was requested from the…

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. … Your boss called…