Read The Joke Of The Day There was this guy on a plane trying to get a drink.He tried to get the attention of the air stewardess, but wasn’t having much luck.Suddenly, the parrot sitting next to him…

 The doctor said that masturbating before sex often helps men last longer.The man decided, “What the hell, I’ll try it.”He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn’t do it in…

A woman had an attack of laryngitis and lost her voice completely for two days. To help her communicate, her husband devised a system of taps. One tap meant "Give me a kiss", two taps meant…

A man and his girlfriend are in the shower when the doorbell rings. The girl is just getting out and says, “I’ll get it. She goes to the door wearing only a towel. A man stands at the door, looks at…

Read The Joke Of The Day There was this guy on a plane trying to get a drink.He tried to get the attention of the air stewardess, but wasn’t having much luck.Suddenly, the parrot sitting next to him…

Read The Joke Of The Day James had smelly feet. They stank.In fact, they were so smelly and he was so embarrassed about them that he felt he would never be able to marry.Mary had a chronic case of…

Sherry is walking through the zoo when she notices Bill throwing $10 bills in the monkey cage. Curious, she walks closer and asks, "Bill, what are you doing? Why are you giving the monkeys…