My husband was building shelves in our bedroom and, intending to continue his work the next day, left some tools on my dresser, including a hammer, screwdriver, and chisel. The following morning,…

A guy walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He said, “shingles.” So she took down his name, address, and medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.…

The teacher noticed that Johnny had been day dreaming for a long time.She decided to get his attention. “Johnny,” she said, “If the world is 25,000 miles around and eggs are sixty cents a dozen, how…