Three men are sitting at a bar having a beer.They are discussing what they want their family and friends to say when the time comes they are laying in their caskets.The first man says, “I want them…

A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport. “Thank you, honey”, she says. “What would you like me to bring back for you?” He laughs and says, “An Italian…

They find a deserted cabin and take shelter.They find a  sleeping bag bag, a  bed, and a pile of  blankets.The priest, being a gentleman, offers the nun the  bed and takes the sleeping bag for…

Stopping to pick up my daughter at kindergarten, I found out that the topic of "Show and Tell" that day had been parents' occupations. The teacher pulled me aside. Whispering, she…