Marge was in bed with a man (not her husband). All of a sudden, they heard a noise downstairs. "Oh, my gosh, your husband is home! What am I going to do?" "Just stay in bed with me.…

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and landed on “Science & Nature”. Her question was, “If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can…

Little Johnny's mother was baking cookies one day. As she began to put a new batch in the oven, she suddenly noticed Johnny staring at the already baked cookies lying on the table.…