A police detective was at the house of a woman whose past three husbands had suspiciously died. "I heard your first two husbands died of food poisoning." he inquired. "What caused…

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, “I’m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it’s today…”…

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car.Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection.The stoplight was red but they just went on…