Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, “What are you in here for?” The second kid says, “I’m in here…

One day when Bubba and Billy Bob were in the Little Rock Wal-Mart…… they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle.They each bought five tickets at a dollar a pop.The following week, when the…

Halfway between New York City and Washington DC the train's engine fell silent. "I've got good news and bad news," the conductor announced. "The bad news is that we lost…