Leeroy was a worker in a small pharmacy in Arkansas, but he was not much of a salesman. He could never find the item the customer wanted.Arnold, the owner, had had about enough and warned Leeroy that…

The Boston Symphony was performing Beethoven's Ninth. In the piece, there's a long passage about 20 minutes during which the bass violinists have nothing to do. Rather than sit around the…

A 57 year-old millionaire is getting married.His friends are jealous and one of them asks how he landed such a hot 23 year old blonde beauty…“Simple”, grins the millionaire. “I faked my age.”His…

The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees. She explained that, “When a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later, the stork usually brings them a little baby from…