Two friends are talking:

"Just imagine, yesterday I dreamed that I was a pioneer."

"I dreamed that I was with two girls."

"Why didn't you call me?"

"I called you, but your mother said you were in Csillebérc, in the pioneer camp!"

Joke: "Vegetarian" is an ancient Native American word

Meaning:

"bad hunter".

Joke: - How is your daughter doing...
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