A man traveling by train asks the ticket collector what time the train stops at Victoria. “Sir, we don’t stop at Victoria.”“But I have to get off there!” “Well, there might be one thing I can do. I…

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning, the wife undoubtedly blonde, picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, “How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here?” and…