?? THE JOKE ??A king and his footmen were guarding a castle during a war.One of the footmen guarding the gatehouse begins calling,…“SIRE, WE SEE A BATTALION IN THE DISTANCE!”The king orders the men to…

  A co-worker told John that John’s wife was being unfaithful everyday at 1:30 in the afternoon with John’s best friend. Worried and hurt, John ran home at 1:30 to see if this was true. He came back…

The old man was a witness in a burglary trial. The defense lawyer asks Sam, Did you see my client commit this burglary? Yes, said Sam, I saw him plainly take the goods. The lawyer asks Sam again, Sam,…

A man comes home after a hard day’s work and opens the refrigerator to get a soda. Inside, he sees a squirrel taking a nap. “What are you doing in my fridge?” the man asks. The squirrel opens one…

A woman goes to the dentist. When it was her turn, she sat on the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs. The dentist said, “Excuse me, but … I’m not a gynecologist.”   “I know,” said the…

THE JOKE One night after a date, a guy takes his 19 year old girlfriend home.After kissing each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little horny.With an air of confidence, he…

A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on. One day, he fell in love with a…

  Two men are in a bar getting drunk. Suddenly one of them throws up all over himself. He says, “Oh, no. Now my wife will kill me”. His friend says, “Don’t worry. Just tuck a twenty dollar bill in…

 One is a member of the Gestapo.  One is an Imperial Japanese officer.  And one is a Fascist Italian Commander.They are all sitting in their holding cell discussing what they are going to do when they…

Three men are in the middle of a desert when their car breaks down. For their hike to town, they each decide to take one thing with them. One man takes a jug of water. The second man takes a sandwich.…

 … and decided to throw a birthday party together with her three dedicated sons.  After her husband died, her sons were all she had.Ever since they were small, all three of the sons were real momma’s…

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. McNick, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, “You…