A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students, who was being extremely rude in class… So, one day she asked Little Johnny what his problem was. He replied, “I’m too smart for the…

The Englishman steals 3 buns and puts them into his pockets and leaves.He says to the Irishman, “That took great skill and guile to steal those buns.  The owner didn’t even see me.”The Irishman…

The CIA has three candidates, two men and a woman, for one assassin position.On the final day of testing, the CIA proctor leads the first male candidate to a large steel door and hands him a gun.“We…

    A man and his wife are at a high school reunion…… and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after glass. His wife turns to him and asks,…

There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match.As he went on into college he continued undefeated.He became a national icon and…

Two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again.They were best friends and they decided to move up to Alaska as far north as they could go and…

There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll…

  A man returns home early from work one afternoon to find his wife spread out on the bed, puffing and panting.“What are you doing?” the man inquires. “Err,” she stammers back. “I… um… I think I’m…

The Funny Joke There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match.As he went on into college he continued undefeated.He became a…

Sharing is caring!Three old men were sitting on a bench when a reporter approached them.“I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and tell me your secret to long life,” the reporter…

   THE JOKE A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his…

When love is new and life is bubbly, a fledgling couple found themselves yearning for some spiritual grounding.They started their church hunt, stumbling upon a quaint little chapel in their…

When he arrives at the Pearly Gates, God is there to receive him.“Welcome. You are permitted to ask me one question, which I will answer truthfully.”Without hesitating, the conspiracy theorist asks,…