Sharing is caring!During lunch at work, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn’t).When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly, “Darling I have a surprise…

*You've worn out the handle on your favorite coffee mug *You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee *You've worn the finish off you coffee table *Instant coffee takes too long *You name…

A man is waiting in line for a hit movie. Behind him are two women. The usher comes along and says that he has two seats together. Seeing the problem, the usher says to the man. "Let them go…

It was three o’clock in the morning,… And the receptionist at a posh hotel was just dozing off when a little old lady comes running towards her screaming. “Please come quickly!” she yelled, “I just…