A lawyer is talking to his client.He says, “I have good news and bad news.” The client says, “I could use some good news. What is it?”“Your ex-wife will not make you pay for an additional…

A rabbit walks into a grocery store. He bangs his paws on the counter and yells “a pound of carrots!” The shopkeeper says “I’ll get you the carrots, but please don’t bang your paws on the counter”.The…