A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her.She asks him why he is staring.He replies: “I have a question to ask, but I don’t…

The preacher was going for a dinner visit at the home of a family where the Dad was a member of the church but the mother was not. The mother was agreeable that her husband could invite the preacher…

  The little daughter asked her mother, “How do you make a baby?” The mother didn’t know how to react. So she thought real hard, “Well, daddy hugged mommy really hard and 9 months later we had a…

Wife: Doing her makeup early morning straight out from BedHusband: Are you crazy???Wife: Just shut up, I need to unlock my phone.Its on face recognition feature and it is not recognizing me.Husband:…

  A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game. “Oh, I really liked it,” she said, “but I just couldn’t…

When they are handing out rifles, he is at the back of the line and they run out just before they get to him.The Sergeant gives him a stick and tells him to just pretend it’s a rifle.So our hero goes…

In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One copy repairman had answered question after question for the employees. Finally one day, he just smiled and handed them this…

 THE JOKE  An elderly woman is riding in an elevator, on her way to a doctor’s appointment… Suddenly, the elevator stops, and a beautiful young woman smelling of expensive perfume steps in… She turns…