Wife:Honey can u please help me clean de garden? Husband – I look like a gardener? Wife-Sorry Honey, OK then fix de bathroom door. Husband-Do i look like a carpenter?… Then de husband walks out.…

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?” The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls…

For his birthday, the little boy asked for a 10 speed mountain bike… … but his Father explained that with the boys’ Mother just losing her job, and their £80,000 mortgage, there was no way that such a…