Windows: Please enter your new password. User: potatoes Windows: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters long. User: baked potatoes Windows: Sorry, the password must contain at least one…

A little boy wanted a bicycle for Christmas. His mother said she didn’t have enough money to buy him a new bike but suggested that if he wrote to Jesus promising to be a good boy in the future, then…

Bell 2 rings, we slide down the pole; Bell 3 rings, we’re on the trucks. From now on, we’re going to run this house the same way. When I say Bell 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say Bell 2, I…