A man decided to join a monastery where you were only allowed to say two words every 10 years.After 10 years in the monastery the head monk summons’ him and says,“You’ve been with us for 10 years.…

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked,“What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied,“About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property…

    A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is tobe her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is…

As the final moment approaches, he gathers all his strength and whispers, “I must tell you my greatest secret.”His family members are all ears, urging him to go on.“When I was young, I had it all,”…

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.“You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sergeant.“No, no no!” said the man.“I…

A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students, who was being extremely rude in class… So, one day she asked Little Johnny what his problem was. He replied, “I’m too smart for the…

The Englishman steals 3 buns and puts them into his pockets and leaves.He says to the Irishman, “That took great skill and guile to steal those buns.  The owner didn’t even see me.”The Irishman…

The CIA has three candidates, two men and a woman, for one assassin position.On the final day of testing, the CIA proctor leads the first male candidate to a large steel door and hands him a gun.“We…

    A man and his wife are at a high school reunion…… and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after glass. His wife turns to him and asks,…

There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match.As he went on into college he continued undefeated.He became a national icon and…