A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It’s been flickering for weeks now.” He looks at her and says angrily, “Fix the…

A farmer spends $7,000 on a young registered Black Angus bull to mate with his cows.He puts the bull out with the herd, but the animal just eats grass.He won’t even look at the cows.The farmer feels…

A man goes to the dentist to have a tooth pulled.The dentist takes out a needle to give the man a shot of Novocain. “No way, no needles, I can’t stand needles.”The dentist starts to hook up the…

A pregnant woman falls into a coma whilst giving birth.After some months, she regains consciousness and she realises that her pregnancy belly is gone.A doctor is standing next to her bed greeting…

Having raised a large family, my mother cooked everything in battalion-size batches. So when my newly married brother, Ron requested her chop-suey recipe, she experimented for two weeks with the…

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will…