An Amish man named Smith was injured when he and his horse were struck by a car at a rural intersection Smith later sued the driver In court, he was cross-examined by the driver’s lawyer: Lawyer: “Mr…

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: “Here Lies My Wife – Cold As Ever” “Yeah?”…

A neighborhood kid was looking for ways to earn money. He knocked on the door of one house, and when the man answered the boy asked, “Hey mister, got any odd jobs I can do?” The man indeed had a job…

Home Funny A couple is throwing a dinner party A couple is throwing a dinner party and the husband who is very thin and bony is walking around the house wearing only his boxers. His wife comes out of…

Home Funny A husband went to the police station A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife: Husband: “I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn’t come…

Home Funny There was a married couple sleeping There was a married couple sleeping and an intruder entered into their house. The intruder put a knife to the neck of the woman and said, “I like to know…

Three old men were sitting on a bench when a reporter approached them. “I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and tell me your secret to long life,” the reporter asked. The three…

    A man and his wife are at a high school reunion…… and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after glass. His wife turns to him and asks,…