A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred. The doctor asked the man, “Do you smoke or drink?” “No,” he replied, “I’ve never done either.” “Do you gamble, drive fast cars, and fool…

Home Funny Jed and Margaret lived a simple life Jed and Margaret lived a simple life on their small farm. One day Margaret woke up to the smell of pancakes, and rushed down for breakfast. Jed: Morning…

He had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilise the eggs. he kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so she…

Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering — have you ever cheated on me?” “Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now? You don’t want to ask that…

Home Funny When 6-year-old Johnny and his mom When 6-year-old Johnny and his mom are waiting at the bus stop, she says to him. “I’ll get a ticket for myself and if the driver asks how old you are,…

A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, “How am I supposed to know? We’re 200 miles inland!” and hangs up. Her husband…

Home Funny A magician worked on a cruise ship A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was one problem.…

A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a undressed beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had melons bigger than his mother’s, and asked her why. She…