Three Kids are arguing about who’s dad is the fastest.At lunch the first boy says,“My dad is the fastest because he is a brick layer & when he drops a brick from the 5th floor he can run to the…

A man phones his wife and asks her: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough…

Maria just got married, and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin.So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother’s house, she was nervous.But her mother reassured her.“Don’t worry…

Three scruffy-looking bikers entered the truck stop where an elderly man was dining. The first biker chuckled and sat down at the counter as they passed the elderly man after pushing his cigarette…

A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear.Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?”The wife says, “The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the…

A man was away on a business trip, and decided to call his wife to let her know he had arrived safely.A little girl picks up the phone.“Hello?”“Hi, honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?”…

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all watching a dolphin do some excellent tricks. The dolphin notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he jumps higher out of…

Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you…

?? THE JOKE ??A woman’s doctor prescribes her testosterone for better bone density, libido, and mood.The woman is a bit dubious, but readily follows the doctor’s orders.A few days later, the doctor…

  A man walks into an antique store and starts looking around. Suddenly, he gazes upon the most stunning bronze statue of a Siamese cat. He asks the store owner how much he wants for the statue. The…

?? THE JOKE ??When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was instantly attracted to him.During her questions about his life, she asked him if he had ever had sex.“Tarzan not know sex.” he…

After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to…

A newly ordained priest, fresh out of seminary, is a little nervous about his first day in the confessional. He asks the senior priest to sit in on his sessions. After the first few, the older priest…