An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking old drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand. He leaned closer while the old drunk held the tiny…

sisters to sit on the sofa. The deaf sister said to her twin “WHAT DID HE SAY?” “WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!” said the other. “Now get a little closer together” said the cameraman. Again…

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,trying to decide who was the one in charge…… “I should be in charge,” said the brain ,“Because I run all the body’s systems, so without me nothing…