Joke of the day is the moment of relaxation you need to break the routine. “Yesterday, I went to a hotel with my mistress, and at the entrance, I see my father-in-law’s car parked. I lost all desire…

JOKE OF THE DAY:One evening, a little boy runs into the living room full of guests and shouts, “MOM! I GOTTA PEE!”Embarrassed, his mom pulls him aside and says, “Sweetie, we don’t say that. Instead,…

No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words. In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best in the world,…

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but Here is one:Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small Tree begins to grow between them, and the beech…

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, “Hey, Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I’ll…

When James, my husband, started leaving the house in a rush, I was sure something sinister was happening. He did this several times without a clear explanation.His strange behavior had me thinking he…

During my stay at an expensive hotel in New York City, I woke up in the middle of the night with an upset stomach. I called room service and ordered some soda crackers. When I looked at the charge…

A man enters the emergency room with two black eyes, multiple lacerations, and a seven iron wrapped around his neck. The doctor pulls him into one of the examining rooms and says, “What the hell…

Christmas is a great time of happy and togetherness, but it’s easy to forget that many people face difficulties during the season and may not feel its warmth. Therefore, the fascination of the…

Three mischievous grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. An old man walked by, and one of the grandmas yelled out, “Bet we can guess exactly how old you are.”The old man said, “There…

Fred was about to go on a hunting trip when he noticed his 21 year old son Jack walking up to him. "Hey Dad," Jack asked. "Can I go hunting with you?" Fred had many reservations…

An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h in 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with Tempo Mach 2 appears. The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies…

A jobless man applied for the position of ‘office boy’ at a very big company. The employer interviewed him, then a test: clean the floor. “You are hired.” – the employer said. “Give me your email…

My wife and I have this running battle over the temperature setting for our air conditioning. She wants it set cooler. I want it set warmer. After a recent verbal exchange, she finally shouted,…

Dad had the opportunity to buy his medications directly from the pharmacy company. “Here is your prescription sir, that will be $515 dollars.” Dad was a bit hard of hearing so he only heard the $15.…

A blonde has failed the written driving test four times. At the fifth attempt, she was determined to pass: But the test had the same question. “You are driving at 100 mph. On your right is a wall, on…

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up when the doorbell rings.The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the…