- Fell out of the family tree. - Forgot to pay his brain bill. - Goes surfing in Nebraska. - Golf bag doesn't have a full set of irons. - Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't…

A man books a Doctor’s appointment for his huge penis. He books the appointment with the doctor and goes into to see him and explains,“D-d-d-d-doctor I have a really bad s-s-s-stutter caused by all…

Thanksgiving is a time to get together with loved ones, share a meal, and celebrate the good things in life.However, let’s be honest: family vacations frequently include surprises. From bizarre…

  Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store as they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “wouldn’t a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?” The second nun…

For over 40 years, my grandfather put in long hours at his job, so I was more than a little curious about the way he filled his days since his retirement. "How has life changed?" A man of…

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While…