Tag: Jokes

After our introduction, the 37-year-old man was already called by his mother: “Did you arrive happily, my little boy?” And how is the little girl? Joke: Story 18+ Sexual counseling…

After our introduction, the 37-year-old man was already called by his mother: “Did you arrive happily, my little boy?” And how is the little girl? Joke: Story 18+ Sexual counseling…

One day Jimmy John went to into a brothel on the west coast of Canada.He was greeted by a stunning hostess that politely asked how they can be of service.Jimmy, with his…

Captivating Hollywood actress Megan Fox was spotted flaunting an exceptionally voluptuous pout as she concluded her visit to Elite Aesthetics, a renowned medical spa located in the…

Captivating Hollywood actress Megan Fox was spotted flaunting an exceptionally voluptuous pout as she concluded her visit to Elite Aesthetics, a renowned medical spa located in the…

A person is traveling and calls home to ask how things are at home. The kid says the cat died. Kid is told you don’t break news that directly, you first say cat is on the roof,…

They go on their honeymoon to beautiful, picturesque Venice, Italy.After a day of sightseeing, they return to their hotel.He turns to his young bride and says “Honey, I’m tired…

A very awful man died and was sent to Hell.Satan met him and welcomed him.“Despite what you’ve heard, this place is not so bad,” he purred. “You have choices. Let me show you.”He…

Edna: “Well, I’ll warn you about what happened last week!He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M, dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such…

A boss arrives at the office in the morning with his pants’ zipper undone.The secretary, unsure how to address it directly, approaches him:Boss, this morning when you left home,…

A boss arrives at the office in the morning with his pants’ zipper undone. The secretary, unsure how to address it directly, approaches him:Boss, this morning when you left home,…

A woman went on vacation, leaving her husband behind.Before she left, she told him to take extra special care of her cat.The next day she called her husband and asked if the cat…

One day Jimmy John went to into a brothel on the west coast of Canada.He was greeted by a stunning hostess that politely asked how they can be of service.Jimmy, with his…

A Woman Went Shopping. –At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay.The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse:He could not control his curiosity and ask.“Do you always…

A man had recently moved and was filling out forms at his local police station: Q: Has your driver's license ever been suspended or revoked? "No, never." Q: Have you…

A nurse’s station at a hospital gets a phone call. The caller says, "I’m calling about Mr. Smith in room 403. How is he doing?” The nurse replies, “His blood pressure went up…

Rich old man had three younger friends that he wanted to do something nice for. He summoned them to his mansion. He told them he wanted to do something nice for each of them and…

One day during cooking class, the teacher, Mrs. Jones, was extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces. When she ordered us to the stoves to prepare our assignments, she…

Harry the Complainer and his wife happened to pass away on the same day and as they await their interview with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, they're approached by an angel.…

A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his friends says to him,“How the hell do the two of you have lovemaking?”The big guy says, “I just sit there on a chair,…