A doctor just finishes his check-up with a man. Dr: I’ve got good new and bad news.

Which do you want to hear first? Patient: I guess the bad news.

Dr: Well, you only have about 3 months to live and there’s nothing else we can do. I’m sorry.

Patient: starts crying.Dr: Now, now… I know you’re upset… but remember, I also said there was good news.

Patient: Yes, I need some good news… what is it?Dr: Well, you know my nurse, Donna.

Patient: cheering up Yes?Dr: You know, the one with the big melons?

Patient: more excited Yes, yes…Dr: You know the one that’s always flirting with you every time you come in for a checkup?

Patient: very excited Yes, yes what about her?Dr: I finally had lovemaking with her last night.