Joke: A man walks into a dinner

He sits down at the counter, orders a cup of coffee, and starts looking at the menu.

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He sees broccoli and cheese soup and asks the waitress if it’s any good.She says sure, she likes it, and mentions that the customer 2 seats down ordered it a few minutes ago, why not ask him?

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The man looks over and sees the other customer just sitting there, staring into bowl of soup. He asks if the soup is any good, but gets no response.

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When he asks if he could try a bite, the other customer just pushes it over to him and waves his hand to indicate, “Here, just take it.”

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The man thanks him, gets a clean spoon from the waitress, and starts eating.

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He’s eaten about 2/3 of it when he spoons up what he thinks is a big piece of broccoli. But to his horror, it’s a dead mouse cooked in the soup.

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He immediately gags, retches, and vomits it all right back into the bowl.

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The other customer glances over, nods knowingly, and says, “Yeah, that’s about as far as I got, too.

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