Joke: A woman was walking along the beach

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a genie’s lamp.She picked it up and rubbed it.

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Lo-and-behold a genie appeared.The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.

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The Genie said, “Nope. Due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So, what’ll it be?”

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The woman didn’t hesitate.

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She said, “I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other.”

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The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, “Gadzooks, lady! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I’m good, but not THAT good! I don’t think it can be done. Make another wish.”

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The woman thought for a minute.

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She said, “Well, I’ve been trying to find the right husband. You know, one that’s considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, has a great sense of humor and gets along with my family, doesn’t watch sports all the time and is faithful. That’s what I wish for. A good mate.”

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The Genie let out a long sigh and said, “Let me see that map again.”

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