Joke: An old lady is speeding down a highway

An old lady is speeding down a highway, when she spots a police officer with a speed gun.

Click here

The officer signals for her to pull over, and then walks over and asks her with a smile:

Click here

“What’s the rush?”“I’m late for work.”

Click here

“Sure,” says the officer, “What do you do?”

Click here

“I’m a rectal distender.”

Click here

“A what? A rectal distender? And what is that, exactly?”

Click here

“Well, you see, I start by putting a finger in, then another, then I work up to three fingers, four fingers, until the whole hand is in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then slowly but surely I extend the rectum, until it’s about 6 feet wide.”

Click here

“And what the hell do you do with a 6 feet asshole?”

Click here

“Give him a speed gun and put him by the side of the road.”

Click here

Did you like this story?

Please share by clicking this button!

Visit our site and see all other available articles!

MaxFunnyPics.com