A blind man walks into a bar, orders a drink and says,

“Hey! Does anyone want to hear a blonde joke?”

Then the woman next to him taps his shoulder and says,

“Listen mister, I’m a bodybuilder, 5 foot 9 of pure muscle, and I’m blonde.

The bouncer over there, he’s a martial arts expert and his hands are registered as lethal weapons! He’s blonde too!

And the bartender, she’s 6 foot 2, is a roller derby star and is also a blonde!

So do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?”

To which the blind man replies…

“Well not if I gotta explain it three times!”