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Four married men go fishing on a Saturday morning.

They’re sitting, fishing and drinking beer in the boat, when suddenly the first man says:

“You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend.”

“I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.”

The second man says, “That’s nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool.”

The third man retorts, “Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her.”

They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth man has not said a word.

So they asked him:

“You haven’t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What’s the deal?”

The fourth man said, “Well, I set my alarm for 5am,”…

“When it went off, I slapped my wife’s butt and said ‘Fishing or Hanky Panky?’ and she said, “Wear sunscreen.”

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