Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says, “I’m a YUPPIE. You know, young, urban, professional.”

The second guy says, “I’m a DINK. You know, double income, no kids.”

The third guy says, “I’m a RUB. You know, rich urban biker.”

They turn to the woman and ask, “So what are you?”

The woman replies, “I’m a WIFE. You know – Wash, Iron, F***, Etc.”