Joke: She's Fallen Three Times

There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery.

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One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"

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Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen".

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This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the priest died at a ripe old age.

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About a week after the new priest arrived. He visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned.

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The priest said, "You have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about having fallen."

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The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word.

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Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at the mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about, your wife fell three times this week."

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