Joke: Youngster Mocks 71 Year Old Man

Youngster mocks 71 year old man…to take one last look around campus again before he settled in to retired life.

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As he got to the campus he saw a young man studying hard, and the sight brought back memories.

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He sat on the bench beside the lad, but was surprised when the kid started spouting off at him.

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“You old geezer. Your generation will never understand my generation,” the kid lectured.

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“You grew up in a different world. In fact, your world is almost primitive compared to mine,” the student said.

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“Is that right?” the elder man said.“The young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, microwaves.

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I can carry hundreds of books on a tiny chip in my cell phone.

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We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, Computers with light-speed processing, and,” he paused to take swig of beer.

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The senior took advantage of the break in the student’s litany and said, “You’re right, son.

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We didn’t have those things when we were young – so we invented them.

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Now, you arrogant little bastard,What are you doing for the next generation?”The student fell completely silent and all the people around them cheered.

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