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Joke: Don’t Jump!

While ferrying workers back and forth from our offshore oil rig, the helicopter lost power and went down.

Fortunately, it landed safely in a lake.

Struggling to get out, one man tore off his seat belt, inflated his life vest, and jerked open the exit door.

“Don’t jump!

” the pilot yelled.

“This thing is supposed to float!

As the man leapt from the helicopter into the lake, he yelled back, “Yeah, and it’s supposed to fly too!

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