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When 6-year-old Johnny and his mom

When 6-year-old Johnny and his mom are waiting at the bus stop, she says to him.

“I’ll get a ticket for myself and if the driver asks how old you are, tell him you are 5, then I won’t have to pay.” The bus pulls up, they get on and Mum pays for an adult return to the town centre.

The driver then asks the boy.

“And what is your name, young man?”

He proudly replies.

“I’m J0hnny.” The driver enquires.

“And how old are you, Johnny?”

“I’m only 5 years old.” “And when will you be 6?” “As soon as I get off the bus!

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