Three Kids are arguing about who’s dad is the fastest.
At lunch the first boy says,
“My dad is the fastest because he is a brick layer & when he drops a brick from the 5th floor he can run to the ground level & be there before the brick hits!
”
“Not bad,” says the 2nd boy, “But my dad is faster.”
“He is a professional archer.
When he shoots an arrow at the bulls-eye he can reach it before the arrow does!
”
“That’s pretty fast,” says the 3rd boy, “But not as fast as my old man.”
“My dad works for the Government as a public servant, & when he finishes work at 5pm,”…
“He can get home by 2:30”
