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Joke: A man came home just in time

A man came home just in time to find his lover in bed with another man.

In a total rage, he dragged his lover down the stairs to the garage and put his weapon in a vise.

He then secured it tightly and removed the handle.

Next he picked up a hacksaw.

The lover terrified, screamed, “Stop!

Stop!

You’re not going to cut it off are you?”

The man, with a gleam of revenge in his eye, said, “Nope.

You are.

I’m going to set the garage on fire.”

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