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Joke: Men and Women Q. and A.

Q:

How do you scare a man?

A:

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

Q:

Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call.

Who are these women?

A:

Women working at 900 numbers.

Q:

What do you do with a man who thinks he’s God’s gift?

A:

Exchange him.

Q:

Why is the book “Women Who Love Too Much” a disappointment for many men?

A:

No phone numbers.

Q:

Why do men like smart women?

A:

Opposites attract.

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