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There was this guy on a plane trying to get a drink.

He tried to get the attention of the air stewardess, but wasn’t having much luck.

Suddenly, the parrot sitting next to him leans over and squawks, “Hey!

You!

Get me a bloomin’ whisky.”

Hurriedly, the stewardess brings the parrot back a drink, but still ignores the guy.

The parrot downs the whisky in one go and then screamed out again, “Hey!

You!

Yes you with the push-up bra and the face full of botox.

Bring me another whisky!

Again, the stewardess rushes over and serves the parrot.

The guy still cannot get her attention, but he’s a bit clever and realizes where he’s going wrong.

He shouts, “Hey!

You!

You with the trampish hair.

Yes you, you halfwit!

Bring me a bloomin’ whisky!

The stewardess rushes off to the back of the plane, but instead of coming back with a drink, she reappears with two burly men and points to the man and the parrot.

A moment later, during freefall to imminent death, the parrot turns to the guy and says,

“Hey!

You know, for someone who can’t fly, you sure are a cheeky bugger.”

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