A biker went to a bar and ordered a drink.
As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.
She turned to the biker and asked, “Are you a real biker?”
He replied, “Well, I’ve spent my whole life on Harleys.
My momma was pregnant with me when she rode on the back of my Daddy’s Harley, then as a little boy I rode on the back with my Daddy until I finally got my own Harley.
I’ve been riding a Harley ever since.
So yes, I guess I am a real biker.”
She said, “I’m a lesbian.
I spend my whole day thinking about women.
As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower, watch TV, eat, whatever, everything seems to make me think of women.”
Then she got up and left.
