Joke: How the Media Would Cover The Apocalypse

USA Today:

We’re Dead

The Wall Street Journal:

Dow Jones Plummets As World Ends

Microsoft Systems Journal:

Apple Loses Market Share

Sports Illustrated:

Game Over

Rolling Stone:

The Grateful Dead Reunion Tour

Readers Digest:

Bye

Discover Magazine:

How Will The Extinction Of All Life As We Know It Affect The Way We View The Cosmos?

Tv Guide:

Death And Damnation:

Nielson Ratings Soar!

Lady’s Home Journal:

Lose 10 lbs By Judgment Day With Our New “Armageddon” Diet!

Inc.

Magazine:

Ten Ways You Can Profit From The Apocalypse