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Joke: The Book

As chaplain in a university residence hall, I am supposed to uphold all of the school rules, which include a ban on pets.

That changed when a kitten adopted me.

The freshmen in my dorm kept my secret.

They covered for me by calling my kitten “the Book,” since I had so many in my room.

One morning I was leaving the dorm with the kitten in a carrier.

A student stopped me and asked, “Where are you taking the Book?”

I explained that I was taking the kitten to the vet.

“She’s getting neutered today,” I told him.

“Hmmm,” the student responded, “no sequels.”

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