Q:
How do you scare a man?
A:
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Q:
Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call.
Who are these women?
A:
Women working at 900 numbers.
Q:
What do you do with a man who thinks he’s God’s gift?
A:
Exchange him.
Q:
Why is the book “Women Who Love Too Much” a disappointment for many men?
A:
No phone numbers.
Q:
Why do men like smart women?
A:
Opposites attract.
