A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe in a store.
On the safe door he was very pleased to find a note reading:
“Please don’t use dynamite.
The safe is not locked.
Just turn the knob.”
He did so.
Instantly a heavy sandbag fell on him, the entire premises were floodlighted, and alarms started clanging.
As the police carried him out on a stretcher, he was heard moaning:
“My confidence in human nature has been rudely shaken.”
