Husband:
For Pete’s sake, can’t you keep one lousy check book straight?!
?
Wife:
Now, hold it a darn second!
I got myself a pocket computer and I meticulously added every deposit and subtracted every check!
So I don’t believe you when you say I made a mistake!
Husband:
Oh yeah?
I’ll bet you money that you’re overdrawn!
Wife:
Okay, how much do you want to bet?!
?
Husband:
Sixty-three dollars and twenty-seven cents!
!
