Granddaughter:
Grandpa, I thought you were going to buy concert tickets for my birthday.
Grandpa:
I asked if you’d mind if I bought the tickets and you said yes so I didn’t buy the tickets.
Granddaughter:
These days Grandpa, yes means yes.
Grandpa:
I thought you would mind if I bought the tickets when you said yes.
Granddaughter:
You’re not going to go into that “Whose on first routine” again are you?
